Groomstand Site Wide Sale
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Not to be outdone by Weddingstand.com’s sale, Groomstand is also offering a 10% site wide sale, free personalization and free shipping on orders over $99. Don’t let the recession keep you from good groomsmen gifts! Stay away from the Dollar Store!
- Your groomsmen gifts were personal handmade keepsake cards tailored to each of your friends.
*It’s the thought that counts, right? And the two dollars in material costs. - The closest your bachelor party got to having ‘live entertainment’ was the banter between your friends and a middle-aged woman named Flo working the Sunset lanes bowling alley.
* As ‘live entertainment’ goes, Flo wasn’t half bad. She out drank half your friends, and you lost five bucks in a bet. Who knew a 100 pound dame could inhale an entire cigarette in one mind-blowing draw? - You refinanced your house – again – to pay for the wedding rings.
* It seemed like a good idea around this time last year… - You hired your second cousin Luigi’s 80s hair cover band to play at your wedding because he offered to do it for an invitation.
* The band received its loudest ovation when Luigi fell off the stage and onto his face in one drunken careening spectacle. - Your tux was the same color as the Pink Flamingos that litter the yards of Floridia’s retirement homes. At least it cost half as much as those useless plastic birds.
* Your tuxedo has more crimps and ruffles than a tutu dress, and you’re sporting so much polyester you begin to feel like an extra on “That 70s Show”. - Your wedding night is booked for a stay at the nearby Motel Six
* Your Honeymoon suite at Motel 6 comes complete with heart-shaped bathtub and a free continental breakfast. You wake up late the next morning, so you have to fight off a ten year old for the last warm waffle and a creme-filled do-nut. - Your first errand as a married couple, mere hours after being married. Do Pawn Shops accept gifts from newlywed?
* How much cash for all the toasters?
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